Personal Shopper for Hire

 

Personal Shopper for Hire

Will work for

A never ending bowl of pasta with light butter and parmesan cheese,

Apple juice that is not watered down

and

Your iTunes playlist downloaded onto my iPod

Disclaimer:

Not responsible for dairy or frozen items being perished by the time I am done with your shopping.   Nor am I responsible for my personal quality control being done on cereal products, fruit, and Honey flavored Teddy Grahams.  I must avoid aisle #8 (non kid friendly products), and there is no guarantee I even make it out of aisle #12 (candy aisle). 

Actually the only real guarantee is that I have fun pushing the cart around the grocery store for 1.5 hours.

You may not even get your shopping list back, let alone your groceries.

Any takers?